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WOW GUYS IM SO SORRY I ABANDONED ILL BE BACK \(• u •)/

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How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

Asked by Anonymous

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

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" the thought of someone else touching you makes me sick to my stomach "

- (via 59oz)

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i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

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Just woke up from a nap

andthethoughtclouds:

I have always been somewhat of a dreamer.

I have always enjoyed sleeping,

I love the dreamworlds I become a part of.

They say sleep is the cousin of death.

If death truly is anything like sleep,

I can’t help but to imagine death being just as lovable as sleep.

I’ll continue dreaming for now.