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mypassionmypride:

hannibals-souffle:

dean-the-piesexual:

*short haired people sobbing in the corner*

*curly haired people stare longingly*

*punk chic that can never be pin-up/rockabilly chic stares then sobbs*

(Source: jbrclothing, via fra-tell-em)

thepeopleyourparentswarnyouabout:

just-tell-her-already:

charlottelabouff:

The avengers getting stuck in Jurassic Park
Bruce is literally no help he just gets distracted by the science aspect of it all
Tony has mental breakdowns
No one can find Clint he’s probably riding a pterodactyl
Thor is eating a velociraptor
Natasha is already gone said fuck this fuck that fuck yall

Cap is just standing helplessly looking at all the chaos and saying “this is too much freedom”

Eating a velociraptor

(via fra-tell-em)

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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(via fra-tell-em)

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks, via fra-tell-em)

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via ruinedchildhood)

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson, via ruinedchildhood)

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand.
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer: I don't understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.

aphrodildo:

sadgrl666:

free him

they should not have freed him

(Source: analbeadbracelet, via ruinedchildhood)

jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

(via fred-chilton)

(Source: fricksion, via ruinedchildhood)